{"product_id":"no-coffee-no-talkie-bracelet","title":"No Coffee, No Talkie Bracelet","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"shogun-root\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"s-4fa3e472-0cd9-4ad1-a953-bd59349ee3ce\" class=\"shg-c\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eSome people wake up gently. Some people need a full system reboot.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eNo Coffee, No Talkie\u003c\/em\u003e is for the ones who are sweet, kind, and fully capable… just not before caffeine. It’s not an attitude problem. It’s a loading screen. Your brain is buffering, your soul is still in bed, and words are a premium feature that unlocks after the first few sips.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eThis bracelet is your funny little boundary and your public service announcement. It says, “I love you, but give me a minute.” It’s for early mornings, long commutes, school drop-offs, opening shifts, and anyone who’s ever been asked a serious question before they’ve even found their mug.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eWear it as a wink, a warning, and a reminder that you’re allowed to start slow. Coffee first. Then we can talk.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ZOX","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":41104885579848,"sku":"05-11-26-WB-ORD-0826-1-05-S","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":41104885612616,"sku":"05-11-26-WB-ORD-0826-1-05-M","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":41104885645384,"sku":"05-11-26-WB-ORD-0826-1-05-L","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2031\/9599\/files\/NoCoffee_NoTalkieOutside.webp?v=1778592870","url":"https:\/\/checkout.zox.co\/products\/no-coffee-no-talkie-bracelet","provider":"ZOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}