JASON IS THE OLDEST (AND ALSO THE COOLEST) BRO. HE'S CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A REGAL SCHOLAR OF THE ARTS AND HAS AN APARTMENT FILLED WITH LEATHER BOUND BOOKS AND RICH MAHOGANY. JASON DID NOT WRITE THIS, FYI.
BRANDON KUIPERS
BRANDON IS WELL KNOWN IN THE FRUIT SNACK AFICIONADO SCENE. HE'LL STEAL YOUR PIZZA WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING. HE HOLDS AN ASSOCIATES DEGREE IN "BRO SCIENCE" AND CAN FREQUENTLY BE FOUND ARGUING MADE UP FACTS WITH VENICE LOCALS.
JORDAN KUIPERS
JORDAN IS YOUNGEST (AND PROBABLY THE KINDEST) BRO. HIS KRYPTONITE IS YELLOW LAB PUPPIES . HE'S A BIG FAN OF THE TANK TOP AS HE STRUGGLES TO CONCEAL HIS MINIATURE GUNS IN ANY SORT OF SHIRT WITH SLEEVES.
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