Cats don’t speak in full sentences. They speak in vibes.
A slow blink. A tail flick. A dramatic sigh. The exact way they sit three inches away from you when they want attention but refuse to admit it. And if you’ve been around cats long enough, you start understanding all of it. You learn the difference between “feed me,” “follow me,” “don’t touch me,” and “I love you, but quietly.” You become the translator.
Fluent In Cat is for the people who can read the room because they’ve been trained by a tiny, furry roommate with strong opinions. The ones who know that love doesn’t always look loud. Sometimes it looks like choosing to sit near you. Sometimes it looks like a head bump that lasts half a second. Sometimes it looks like a cat bringing you their favorite toy like it’s a sacred offering.
Wear this when you feel proud of the bond you’ve built, the patience you’ve learned, and the way you’ve gotten really good at understanding what isn’t being said out loud. Because if you know, you know.
And you? You’re fluent.
